How Steve Jobs invented the Apple Tablet c) @TheOnion

Amidst all the hype over the yet-to-be-unveiled Apple Tablet, I just couldn’t resist posting this news item from today’s Onion. Procrastination is not how you win marathons Mr. Jobs.

CUPERTINO, CA—Claiming that he completely forgot about the much-hyped electronic device until the last minute, a frantic Steve Jobs reportedly stayed up all night Tuesday in a desperate effort to design Apple’s new tablet computer. “Come on, Steve, just think—think, dammit—you’re running out of time,” the exhausted CEO said as he glued nine separate iPhones to the back of a plastic cafeteria tray. “Okay, yeah, this will work. This will definitely work. Just need to write ‘tablet’ on this little strip of masking tape here and I’m golden. Oh, come on, you piece of shit! Just stick already!” Middle-of-the-night sources reported that Jobs then began work on double-spacing his Keynote presentation and increasing the font size to make it appear longer.

Source: The Onion

Updated: One of the first pics from the unveiling:

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