The Sowmya Life

Oh em gee. Comedian Aziz Ansari goes in on every rapper in life with hilarious results. Choice #shotsfired:

Drake: Drakeballin@hotmail.com (can I love a man with a Hotmail address?)
Wu Tang: I went through floor mats fool!
Dr. Dre: What about some “verses by Dr. Dre” verses?
Clipse: How about putting some work clothes on?
Kanye: Oh here’s a picture of a dope treehouse in Scandinavia. I just designed a new shoe with Bugle Boy.

Download here Shout outs to Low Key for this one.

The Cudster shows us what’s under his BAPE hoodie in these revealing pics for Calvin Klein. I’m definitely on my smedium kick but I would have liked to save something for the honeymoon. Thanks Bossip and SoundMinder for the skin pics.

The infamous Sprite commercial. I posted the trailer a while ago. Part futuristic, part an homage to MJ’s Moonwalker, all Drizzy. The reason I can’t get “Forever” out of my head.

A funny tidbit I just caught from 30 Rock’s “Break Up” episode (Season 1) in which Liz Lemon lists the pros and cons of being with her deadbeat boyfriend Dennis. I’m not dating a beeper salesman who was featured on Dateline’s To Catch a Predator but some of these pros and cons describe my prototype pretty perfectly. Netflix Instant Stream; entertainment or relationship therapy?

Pros: Loves the Simpsons
Cons: Loves Family Guy

Pros: Has already seen me throw up twice
Cons: Has already seen me throw up

Pros: Too lazy to cheat
Pros: Is funny when he goofs on his friends

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What a way to kick off the weekend. Just took a quiz on Alloy and guess who my hip hop hottie is? I guess I really am “da best”. Thanks Deepa for the quiz heads up!

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Weeks after the Super Bowl, I’m still obsessed with Google’s “Parisian Love” commercial (see the sidebar). There’s nothing more emo than long distance amour with a happy ending. Here are some less romantic albeit hilarious and disturbing spin-offs.

What happened after “Parisian Love”? Parisian nightmare of course!

How innocently a surprise party can turn to murder…

On the Set: Shontelle’s “No Gravity” Album Photoshoot

Shontelle | MySpace Music Videos

“Licky” singer Shontelle’s high-fashion album photoshoot w/ Robert Ascroft. I love the look at 2:42. If you’re not familiar, Robert is a well known photog who has snapped plenty of celebs in the past. Below are two of my favorite pics.

Best. detention slip. ever. Thanks J Rod for making my day. That’s what she said.

Source: Huffington Post

High fashion from the comfort of your computer. Can’t make it to the Tents? No worries, keep the UGGs at home. Diesel Black Gold is live streaming its 2010 fashion show today at 5pm. A little taste of what you can expect: The collection, industrial in attitude but artisanal at the heart, reveals the Diesel Black Gold woman. Young and urban, with a sophisticated sex appeal, she is assertive and confident with a streak of independent rock and roll spirit.
. Young and urban with a sophisticated sex appeal? My ears are burning

Happy Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re in love or in like, spend the day with those you care about. I’ll be embracing my “single girl in the city” by scarfing down cupcakes with Erika R. and then sweating it out at the gym. No matter where you are emotionally today, here are two clips from my favorite Valentine’s Day The Simpsons episode “I Love Lisa”. If you know me, the best way to my heart is less candy and flowers and more Bacon Day and Ralph Wiggum.