The Sowmya Life

Enjoy a 4-minute PG-13 strip tease courtesy of Drake in his new video “Practice”

Practice from OctobersVeryOwn on Vimeo

Clad in hip-hugging grey jeggings and a shirt that doesn’t quite fit her ample frame, “urban model” Kyra gyrates and wiggles in front of the mirror for the entire duration of the video, “practicing” for her mystery man. In the end, we find out that the lucky guy is none other than Drizzy, who walks in to surprise her. The two then proceed to the bed and we are left with nothing but our imaginations to finish the storyline (GROSS x 1 MILLION).

For fans who feel particularly inspired by the clip, the rapper is soliciting user-generated “Practice” videos at Practicevideo12@gmail.com. OVOXO

Common throws shots at the Drizz (aka “Canada Dry”) over Rick Ross’ “Stay Schemin”. Why Lonnie Rashid? Whyyyyy?

Drizzy graces the new issue of Complex in this blue-hued cover. Not sure why he’s hiding the best part about him…his face. Prime real estate should be touted not hidden behind a blue cup! Ugh, I have SO MUCH to teach you…

Last night I had a lovely date with the asphalt as I tripped into the sidewalk while yakking on my phone. The result? This fashion-forward boot on my foot for the next six weeks and a bump on my ankle the size of a grapefruit. If anyone asks, I got it during a very heated basketball game with fellow boot-rockers Drake and J. Cole, k?