The Sowmya Life » Hell to the Naw

Work it like the rent’s due/Drake’s “Practice” video

Sowmya K — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:29:32 +0000

Enjoy a 4-minute PG-13 strip tease courtesy of Drake in his new video “Practice”

Clad in hip-hugging grey jeggings and a shirt that doesn’t quite fit her ample frame, “urban model” Kyra gyrates and wiggles in front of the mirror for the entire duration of the video, “practicing” for her mystery man. In the end, we find out that the lucky guy is none other than Drizzy, who walks in to surprise her. The two then proceed to the bed and we are left with nothing but our imaginations to finish the storyline (GROSS x 1 MILLION).

For fans who feel particularly inspired by the clip, the rapper is soliciting user-generated “Practice” videos at Practicevideo12@gmail.com. OVOXO

Cmon, Joe…Common disses Drizzy

Sowmya K — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 16:21:31 +0000

Common throws shots at the Drizz (aka “Canada Dry”) over Rick Ross’ “Stay Schemin”. Why Lonnie Rashid? Whyyyyy?

Get More: Music News

Drake covers ‘Complex’ but hides his gorgeousness

Sowmya K — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 18:18:57 +0000

Drizzy graces the new issue of Complex in this blue-hued cover. Not sure why he’s hiding the best part about him…his face. Prime real estate should be touted not hidden behind a blue cup! Ugh, I have SO MUCH to teach you…

I walk like a pimp/my misadventures with the sidewalk

Sowmya K — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 21:07:35 +0000

Last night I had a lovely date with the asphalt as I tripped into the sidewalk while yakking on my phone. The result? This fashion-forward boot on my foot for the next six weeks and a bump on my ankle the size of a grapefruit. If anyone asks, I got it during a very heated basketball game with fellow boot-rockers Drake and J. Cole, k?

“I’ll take Range Rover for $800, Alex”

Sowmya K — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 15:24:33 +0000

Nerds who don’t know about Cam’ron make me sick. Just watch.

Drake’s emo musings on love…but why does he have to like ‘True Blood’?

Sowmya K — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 14:24:49 +0000

Color him emo! Drake talks Rihanna, loneliness and other mushiness in the new Elle. I can take it all but does he HAVE to like True Blood?! Ughhhhh!

Source: UD

Drake drops “Headlines” video…Sowmya remains sad/confused

Sowmya K — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 18:40:32 +0000

Sigh. Owl sweatshirts…goonery…baseball gloves? What’s going on with my Aubrey?

Reading is fundamental…Rick Ross in GQ

Sowmya K — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 20:10:49 +0000

Possibly the best Rick Ross profile I’ve read. GQ tagged along with the Bawse for one day and night and the result? Journalism gold (+ many slices of Key Lime pie). Peep the story HERE And yes, ladies, it includes topless Rick pics.

Jay-Z and Kanye “Otis” video strangely reminds me of a Meijer parking lot

Sowmya K — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 15:10:09 +0000

Jay-Z and Kanye dropped the official video for “Otis” last night and deviated from the ballin out of control we might have expected. Instead, the clip is the two homies joshin’ around in a deconstructed Maybach (which will be auctioned with proceeds going to East African drought relief).

Something about the riding around in an empty parking lot with a bunch of ~~birds~~ folks squished in one car reminds me of my teenage years at the Meijer grocery parking lot. I guess there’s some Throne in all of us…

Drake drops first single “Headlines”…meh

Sowmya K — Sun, 31 Jul 2011 15:49:49 +0000

The first single, “Headlines” off of Drake’s upcoming Take Care album. Sounds like a ~~mixtape~~ album cut over a single. Maybe this is just a teaser?

Download here